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Photo from a trip to the beach

2011-03-04T15:42:00.001Z

Kitesurfing a photo by Spacmonster on Flickr.

Kitesurfing looks like fun, this guy was flying up and down in the shallows jumping waves and generally having a good time.

I was dry and relatively warm (was v windy) on the shore though.

Snow in Guernsey

2010-11-30T13:46:00.001Z

Snow in Guernsey
Originally uploaded by Spacmonster

I actually picked some tomatoes at the weekend. Which is odd given that the garden looked like this.

Still, a bit of ice is supposed to be good for purple sprouting broccoli, which is what we've got in at the moment...

Poh-tay-toes

2010-07-02T11:50:00.001+01:00

Poh-tay-toes
Originally uploaded by Spacmonster

We've been eating salad, spinach and cabbage for a while. But the first potatoes were ready this week. And they are delicious.

Next - courgettes!

Cutesy Serenity Genius

2010-06-30T17:00:00.003+01:00

Love this. Absolutely top brilliant awesome.

Belongs to Joe Spiotto.

Growing stuff and things

2010-05-14T11:37:00.003+01:00

So the raised beds are in, various planters are made and filled with soil and other nice things, and we are now growing a whole bunch of stuff and things in our garden.

A rough list:

Potatoes
Tomatoes
Green beans
Augbergines
Courgettes
Rosemary
Thyme
Basil
Coriander
Lettuce
Spinach
Strawberries
Chillies
Rocket
Chives

We're making it up as we go along a little bit, but it is still nice to have stuff in there.

Ran out of room in the raised beds so had to make some planters out of things.

Oh - and we re-painted a wall so everything looks nice...

Next, adding a new barbecue!

Raised beds, stage two

2010-02-22T12:32:00.002Z

Fill em up
Originally uploaded by Spacmonster

Here they are then, ready to be filled up. We successfully sunk them below the level of the gravel and started the process of filling them with a mix of compost and tompsoil.

The method?

Mark out the holes and dig them (a foot deep for our fence posts).

Attempt to put frame into holes. Realise holes are in wrong place. Make them even bigger.

Fit frame into holes. Realise that frame still doesn't quite fit. Scrape the holes around the posts bigger until they almost fit.

Give up and whack the whole thing with the heavy end of a pick axe until it is level!

Fill with soil.

Rub back!

More Star Wars goodness

2010-02-19T16:32:00.002Z

I may be turning 30 this year (shhhhh.)

But lego still features pretty heavily in my wishlists.

And now this:Must. Have.

Star Wars Figures

2010-02-19T16:21:00.003Z

Got, got, got... need.

Ah happy days. Remember when 77 varieties of action figure was a lot.

Click for bigger.

Nowadays I expect a pokemon collection (or bakugan or whatever) doesn't really get going until you have 77 toys.

Anyway, Princess Leia dressed as a bounty hunter, I still regret burying you in the sand at Albecq. One day I'll find you again...

Piccie nabbed from the Super Fun Blog.

Making some raised beds at Le Braconnier Cottage

2010-02-16T17:41:00.003Z

Almost there
Originally uploaded by Spacmonster

Major project time, we're making some raised beds in the garden to grow some veg..

The basic idea is to use the bit at the end of the garden, which gets a fair bit of light in the afternoon. Also means that we can put off digging up the patio for a while!

Our design was fool proof - gravel boards and fence posts screwed together into two boxes (joined together in the middle).

All we have to do now is dig the post holes and find some compost and top soil and we are away!

Big question is what to grow first - after our efforts last year in the greenhouse we have a surplus of borlotti beans, so I think we are going to concentrate on green beans, herbs and salad for the time being.

More pictures of this epic construction project...

Prints for the Lounge

2010-01-26T16:03:00.002Z

House decoration is very nearly done. So much so that rather than thinking about tearing down wallpaper and filling holes or making things out of wood and other things, we're now thinking about putting up pictures.

So I made some art for the lounge, we have a green theme going on, so some trees were in order.

This one is from closer to home - the Bluebell Woods:

And this one is from a bit further afield - the Monongahela National Forest in West Virginia.

Up Red Creek in the Dolly Sods Wilderness, to be precise.

Did these in photoshop based on some of my photos, just ran them through the 'by numbers' filter a few times until they looked cool.

You can see the rest of our decoration efforts on Flickr...

Cocktails!

2010-01-26T15:29:00.005Z

The scene - new year's eve. The place - my kitchen. The ingredients, half a bottle of ameretto liqueur and some cherry coke.

A cocktail, thinks I, harnessing the power of almonds and cherries....

To recreate my moment of clarity - here is how to do it...

Fill a tall glass with ice. Add a couple of maraschino cherries (and some syrup from the jar), next, chuck in a good double measure of ameretto.

Top up with Cherry Coke.

I call it a Bakewell Tart.

Piccie - Tarts by pikaluk.

Endings

2009-10-21T13:29:00.005+01:00

Not mine, obviously - but these:

Are great. I particularly like 'EAGLES'. For obvious reasons.

Dresden Codak.

Via Boing Boing

Star Wars Awesome

2009-07-15T12:31:00.001+01:00

Artists, comic book creators, toy designers, and celebrity fans are getting out their markers, paint brushes and glue guns to transform blank Mighty Muggs into one-of-a-kind Star Wars art to be auctioned by The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Seriously, seriously cool...

I was in a race

2009-07-01T16:50:00.002+01:00

Keeping my weight down
Originally uploaded by Spacmonster

I was in a sailing race, from Jersey to Guernsey. We came 4th. As you can see from the pic, much of this was due to my amazing weight distribution skills. I lay there for hours!

For more details on my sailing adventures you need to head over to the blog of the good ship Blue J'Ade.

That is all.

10,000 g's

2009-04-01T09:07:00.003+01:00

So - I passed 10,000 gamerscore points on my beloved xbox. That's a pretty decent return I think. Of course, looking at my achievements, I've got around 2,000 of those from Oblivion and Fallout 3 combined...

Don't tend to get many achievements in sporting games, as I tend to play one team, for a whole season - case in point Madden 09, my Steelers team need one more win to make the playoffs, but it means I haven't mined all the achievements for 'running 200 yds in one game with McGahee', as I never play as the Ravens. Same for FIFA 08, I've no interest in playing the same game over and over again in order to complete 15 tackles without conceding a corner. I'd rather guide the Saints* to European Glory.

Mostly, I get achievements for finishing games, my favourites, Oblivion, Fallout 3 (just downloaded the Pitt - going to see what happened to Heinz Field), Mass Effect, Call of Duty 4 and Viva Pinata.

Here is me and my xbox...

* Don't laugh!

One Third of a Triathlon

2009-03-31T10:06:00.003+01:00

And only a novice one at that...

8 miles (and only one serious climb). Feeling pretty chipper. Old commute to work in London was 7 and a bit miles, so this shouldn't be too taxing. The hill (Rouge Rue) is a steep one though, and it is right at the end, so will probably be ready to collapse after that one...

Here is the course:

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Glad I'm not swimmin and running as well. Sort of.

Fallout 3 (or, as expected, OCD in disk form)

2008-12-30T10:47:00.009Z

I'm addicted again. Along with the 150plus hours I spent playing Oblivion, a fair few of which was spent arranging my magical swords and armour in my castle, I've got the collecting bug again. Fallout 3 is simply brilliant (also broken in many ways, but we'll ignore most of that) and has me traipsing around another online world collecting things.

(spoilers ahead - maybe)

I've played through once, saved the world and all that, so now starts the serious business of finding things, unique items, sets of armour and so on. Luckily (or perhaps not) the game is full of easter eggs, like the Rube Goldberg machine, the crashed alien spaceship and the dog to keep me going.

Having played through as goody two shoes (no really, someone in the game called me that), it seems to be much easier to just kill everyone and steal all the cool stuff, so that is what I am doing currently.

Still, I wince occasionally when I make it back to my flat in Tenpenny tower and look at all the loot I've accumulated (I've arranged it on the shelves...).

Ah well.

Books Etc...

2008-10-17T14:59:00.003+01:00

I have a weakness. Tis well known by anyone that has seen my collection (and the two sets of removal men who have recently had to shift the whole lot across the channel.)

I like books.

Specifically, buying and owning books and keeping them on shelves in series order. Wheel of Time, 1-11, Farseer / LiveShip / Tawny Man Trilogies and so on.

Imagine my reaction then, when cycling down a lane this afternoon to stumble across this:

Picked up Children of Hurin for a very reasonable 50p (and also something by David Gemmell, as I only had a pound note* on me).

So I shall likely be in trouble, after all, my books are all currently in boxes as I have nowhere to put them, and I'm just adding to the problem. Oh well.

* Another good thing about Guernsey - pound notes, none of that heavy coinage round here thank you!

Unemployed!

2008-09-29T16:46:00.003+01:00

Momentous day today. I'm not at work. I am in fact at home. And currently, I have no definite plans to return to work*.

There's an entirely rational explanation for this of course, Mrs Spacmonster and I are moving to Guernsey (my ancestral home and all that) and me being me, I don't have a job to go to. So, whilst the missus is busy working away already, earning a crust to support me in my joblessness, I'm still in London, packing up the flat.

Course, getting all of our gear into movable order, is pretty much the hardest day's work I've had in a while, in fact probably since the last time we moved house, and I haven't even had to move the giant piece of slate yet.

Still - I had time to do this, and I've nearly finished The Force Unleashed so it's not all bad...

* I am looking for a job. Honest.

What type of Gamer am I?

2008-09-18T10:31:00.003+01:00

Apparently, according to www.mygamemug.com I am a Helping Hand. It says a lot (generally nice) things about me based on the answers I gave to about 30 questions.

Not sure I agree with all of it though. Seems to suggest I don't like FPS's. And that if I did end up playing one on line, I'd probably be all helpful and supportive. Course, anyone that's seen me play Call of Duty will know that I tend to charge screaming at the opposition as soon as the game starts - usually getting myself very killed in the process.

But - then again, perhaps Brigadier General Spacmonster's tendency to get himself killed very often because he's not watching where he's going very carefully means that I don't take the game at its competitive value, for me, it's fun, and if TrickyWooToo kills me 3 or 4 times in a row because I keep running at his hiding place (becuase I know he's there see...) before I figure out how to get him, it doesn't bother me.

So anyway perhaps it's not %100 reliable.

The Helping Hand

Deliberate Sociable Fun Veteran (DSFV)
Generous, helpful, kind...a few of many positive attributes people see in you, the Helping Hand. Nothing satisfies you more than helping your teammates or friends out in all the games that you play. You may even look to assist people in some cases if there is no one around asking for help. In fact, the enjoyment that you receive from helping people rivals that of solving a puzzle, winning a battle, or achieving a hard objective in a game.

Heavily social intensive games tend to be what you enjoy the most although you can probably find something to take pleasure in with most games. For instance, if you happen to find yourself in a competitive first person shooter, you'd probably take the support class. We recommend you stick to games (and crowds!) where people will appreciate you more; these include more casual gamers seeking fun and excitement from games rather than the serious competitive ones.

Home Alone

2008-09-11T13:46:00.004+01:00

Sniff. I am all alone. Just don't know what to do with myself. Play some games? Make myself some sort of rudimentary snack?

I could re-enact Risky Business?

Anyway - any ideas welcome, got a couple of weeks to fill, before the big move.

Peanut Butter

2008-09-05T11:23:00.003+01:00

Anyone who knows me, will know I have a penchant* for butter of the peanut variety. Especially, it has to be said the freshly squeezed variety. I first experienced the amazingness of freshly made peanut butter on a visit to the states, where my sister took me to Wholefoods in Pittsburgh.

There they had a machine, where you put peanuts (or cashews, or macadamia nuts or any nuts) in to the top, flicked a switch and watched as yummy peanut butter came out the bottom into a waiting container (or straight into my mouth...)

I was stunningly happy when Wholefoods announce they were opening in Kensington (near where I currently live), and that they brought their peanut butter machines with them. (Seriously, go their and try it, its the ultimate in nutty buttery goodness.)

So - about to move away from London, and away from the source of peanut heaven, you can imagine that I've been feeling glum.

Until today.

Step forward the Old Fashioned Peanut Butter Machine...

Wants it so badly. Look at the peanut butter, glarghrlghrglgglgrrrrrrrhrhrhllglhgr.....

* Some may say unhealthy obsession.

Found on Boing Boing Gadgets

Face Your Manga

2008-08-19T09:44:00.002+01:00

Been having a play - what do you reckon:

Pretty shiny eh?

Face Your Manga

My xbox is not happy...

2008-08-14T17:26:00.003+01:00

Speaking of green - I guess this is what I get for going away for a while and ignoring it!

As long as it leaves the axe alone, I suppose I'll be happy. Should probably get round to playing Braid though.

Green!

2008-08-14T11:39:00.000+01:00

Got bored of orange. Green is also a much better colour for Guernsey. More on that in due course!

Viva Pinata: Believe

2008-08-04T16:35:00.002+01:00

Okay so this is one of the funniest things I have seen in bloody ages.

It helps if, like me, you think that Horstachios are cooler than Master Chief I suppose. Makes me want to go and hang out with my Cinnamonkeys again after too much time spent chasing strippers around Liberty City.

WALL:E - best film I've seen in a good while...

2008-07-24T10:49:00.004+01:00

Ah Pixar. When they make a film for adults, they can't be beat. I loved the Incredibles - it just had so much going on, on many a level, with great acting and some top superhero jokes appealing to my beloved geekery. Unfortunately they also make films for kids, and sometimes forget about me and my needs, so I've never really got on board with films like Cars.

WALL:E - as you can imagine, made me hopeful. It's a film about a robot, which puts it in line with some others of my all time favourites, Silent Runnning*, Short Circuit, Iron Giant, and the rest, with the human cast reduced (literally) to bags of mostly water.

It's also, sort of, post-apocalyptic, hitting my second geekery button full-on, delivering a stunning vision of earth; rusted and overrun with discarded technology. There's a scene focusing on the rotting hulls of several huge ships - which can't help but bring to mind ship breaking in the developing world.

And, in the ultimate test - I now want my own WALL:E. Where did I leave my Gamecube...

* No it is not about Bruce Dern. Or trees. It's all about the drones.

Carpet Smell

2008-07-03T10:00:00.003+01:00

We've just had new carpet put down on the stairs in our house. Random thing to write about you might think, but for me, it's a bit Proustian.

Ahhh, 'Carpet Smell'. A bit like the fact that new cars and books have their own special smell, so does carpet. And it triggers happy memories of childhood trips to B&Q, and rolling through the giant carpet pyramid things.

Especially the ones really close together that squeezed you a bit like a mangle.

CC Image from Marc E Marc.

Creedence Clearwater Revival Revival

2008-06-26T09:21:00.009+01:00

Rocking a bit of Creedence on the way to work today, inspired by Die Hard 4.0* of all things. Fortunate Son has got to be one of the greatest songs ever? No?

I think Barack Obama could do worse for a campaign theme song:

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war,
And when you ask them, how much should we give?
Ooh, they only answer more! more! more!
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no military son,
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one.

And many more like that!

Top tune for a summer day...

* Actually quite enjoyed Die Hard 4.0, until the bit with the plane. Even the cod internet science, which seemed to owe quite a lot to the LOLCats, with lots of government 'cyber' officials running around shouting 'Oh Noes - they in ur internets, hacking ur freedoms/cheezburgers'.

Borrowed the image from - www.creedence-online.net

George W Bush

2008-06-17T11:13:00.003+01:00

I saw GW yesterday morning. Apparently he's in town to 'hold talks' or something, but really I think he's here for a jolly, making the most of his last few months on the presidential expense account. I mean, how else can you account for his proximity to top tourist destination Madame Tussauds?

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Anyway - having peacefully cycled most of the way to work, traffic was quite rudely interrupted by a Policeman on a motorbike, with a whistle. Very hi-tech, yes. Anyway, having transformed the junction of Marylebone Road and Gloucester Place into a one man techno party of flashing lights, luminous vests and loud whistling, he settled us in to wait as GW rolled past in a limo. Follwed by another limo with some other people in. Then an armoured Land Rover with a tooled up SWAT team in. Then some soldiers in a truck, another limo, a minibus (WTF?), two police vans full of Met officers, about six more motorbikes (with whistles), more four-by-fours with secret service suits in and a couple more limos for good measure.

This took all of about ten minutes to unfold during which time I was frantically racking my limited brains for something hilarious to do to protest about war, or oil, or buying elections, or playing golf while the world burns, but unfortunately, without anything much to hand - a bike, a bike helmet, a packed lunch? I had to sit quietly at the lights while whistly police man glared at me, whistling occasionally to stop people from going about their normal business.

Missed opportunity - if only I had a banner, or even an FCUK BSUH* T-shirt to wear...

Ah well. A friend tells me that the insane entourage is not unusual and when Bill CLinton visited his (entourage) was just as big, and we all liked him, apparently.

* That's a Mark Thomas joke by the way - I'm not claiming credit for it!

France and French Things

2008-06-10T14:34:00.003+01:00

I should get round to writing more about all of these (and there will be many pictures to illustrate soon) but for now - here are some 'observations'.

Wine that costs 1 euro a litre and comes in a plastic barrel is really really nice.
Cassoulet is the best food in the world, and is even better with confit of duck on top.
Stansted is the arse-end of all airports.
Villages in gorges are cool.
Naming new species of insects must be really difficult.
Cheese for breakfast is brilliant.
The desire to drive old wooden boats down canals increases the longer you spend in the vicinity of the Canal du Midi.

Did I mention wine in a plastic barrel?

Lego Indy

2008-06-04T09:59:00.003+01:00

Is out this weekend, but I managed to get a sneaky go last night up in Nottingham.

As definitely expected it looks like it's going to be bags (definitely satchel man bags a la Indy) of fun.

First impressions were good I played through most of the Well of Souls level and there is definitely more emphasis on team play than in the Lego Star Wars titles.

For example Indy has a whip to swing across gaps, but can't jump half as high as Marion can (but then as I've explained before - Indy was never the most athletic of action heroes...)

As ever the humour is pretty irreverrent, as you might expect Indy is pretty terrified of snakes, and in the section I played - naturally titled 'Why does it always have to be snakes?' the game gets a lot of mileage out of it, and not just in the cut scenes, Indy's fear of snakes gets into the gameplay as well, needing more of that co-operation stuff to get by the scary things.

Will have to wait though - off to France tomorrow, so any more Indy gaming is postponed till next week.

Image: Lego Indiana Jones from Flickr User Dunechaser

New Bag...

2008-06-02T10:52:00.006+01:00

I'm rocking a new bag today - freshly picked up from the bike shop. Alright - I got it at cycle surgery in Selfridges so the missus has a big old yellow bag to show off with now...

It's great and satisfies my geekish need for things that are gadgetified. So no ordinary rucksack then?

Hyper Air 14 + 3
weight: Air: 870 g / Vent: 960 g
metrics: 43 x 25 x 13 cm

equipment:

comes with the Vent-tex or the Aeroflex suspension system
anatomical shoulder straps made from breathable 3D mesh
shoulder straps with the innovative F.L.A.S.H. adjustment system
front outer pocket with mesh organiser
hydration system compatible
expandable volume
strobe light holder
individually adjustable chest harness and hip belt
removable zip coin compartment
reflective elements
Raincover included

It's got fancy mesh suspension bit to stop my back from getting sweaty (worked really well this morning), a whole bunch of pockets and clips and things, and a raincover hidden away in a secret pocket.

In all - geeky bag heaven.

I can haz cheez?

2008-06-02T09:19:00.008+01:00

I can haz cheez?
Originally uploaded by Spacmonster

Aah - Fondue. A right old cheese feast. Have felt slightly sick ever since but - I do love cheese.

We got the fondue set (in very fetching orange) as a wedding gift, but, for some reason we haven't used it very often. Probably because eating that much cheese makes you feel a bit sick...

Anyway, fondue set was out, fridge was full of cheese so there was only one logical conclusion.

The recipe then - in case you want to emulate our cheesiness:

1. A whole bunch of cheese - we used Leerdammer and Cheddar, you're supposed to use gruyere, but we didn't have any. We stopped short of using the really stinky Camembert that is currently honking in the fridge.
2. Some garlic. A teaspoon of 'very lazy' garlic in this case, but otherwise probably a small clove or so.
3. A splash of wine.
4. Teaspoon of cornflour mixed with a tiny bit of water.

Bung it all in a saucepan until its melted and thick and gloopy. (Too thick? Add a bit more wine. Too thin? Add some more cornflour.)

Salt and Pepper.

Then into the magic fondue badger. Ours burns meths, which reminds me of DofE. Serve with - bread, olive fougasse, boiled potatoes and broccoli.

Yummy.

Nintendo DS

2008-05-30T13:16:00.003+01:00

Some things, are just great. I've recently come into possession of a Nintendo DS and The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. I'm a huuuuuge Zelda fan having lost many a long hour to the series.

However, as I didn't really get into it until it turned 3D (having done most of my gaming on the Amiga rather than a NES/SNES) I've, wait for the shock, never actually played a 2D Zelda before.

Phantom Hourglass, is, admittedly, more of a top down isometric style view, but the game play has more in common with the old style 2D stuff than with the others I've played.

This is reassuring to me on many levels - firstly, I've already happily whiled away a lengthy train journey exploring dungeons etc, only mildly embarassed by blowing at the DS and talking to it when the game requires.

Secondly, it reconfirms my belief that I like innovative interesting puzzle games the most (after having gotten into Call of Duty and its ilk on my Xbox) and am therefore an interesting and suitably geeky gamer that doesn't value HD gun fests above interesting puzzles.

Thirdly - It's gotten the missus interested. She's probably spent as much time on it as I have (but hasn't got as far - ha!).

So all that's needed now is to find her a nice blonde friend and a couple of green outfits and I'm away.

Mario Kart next.

Indiana Jones and the Killer Ants...

2008-05-27T11:37:00.003+01:00

Would have been a better title I think. Course - Indy IV has opened up a whole can of worms. I know people that liked it. People that loved it, and people that have started compiling lists of all the things they hated about it...

Personally, I thought it was great. Not without its flaws, which I won't go into in any great detail, in case there is anyone left who hasn't seen it, but the fridge, the monkeys and the tenuous justification for swordfighting were three.

I loved other bits though - including the ants - did I mention the ants. Killer ants are always great, one of my favourite episodes of MacGuyver ever is based on killer ants, and is totally awesome...

MacGuyver rocks.

So anyway, back to Indy IV, all in all, pretty pleasing, very silly and very cleverly adapts to a 65 year old action hero without any Roger Moore style stunts. Harrison Ford was never all that co-ordinated or athletic a runner to begin with so there's no loss of continuity when he tries to run - interestingly, in one of many nods to the previous films - Indy isn't so good at outrunning Indians anymore...

Anyway - I've started giving away plot details now so I'd better stop - my advice? Go see it and decide for yourself, it's definitely one of those films.

Little Monsters

2008-05-23T14:08:00.002+01:00

Need to find something fantastic to do with these little monsters. Mothra, always my favourite...

You can download them as individual icons as well: www.cinemarcade.com

Cycling Again

2008-05-22T13:16:00.002+01:00

Ahhhh - Back on my trusty aluminium steed for the first time in what seems like ages. Even better - it's shorts and T-shirt weather. I'd gotten thoroughly sick of the tube in the two weeks I've been using it everyday, especially as work stuff has meant dealing with the central line again. Not Fun.

So yesterday and today saw me flying along Bayswater Road in bright sunshine, dodging the odd errant bus and dealing with a total nonce who tried to clothesline me by pretending to hail a cab. I've been pleaseantly suprised by my speed, thought I'd be wheezing my way up Notting Hill after a couple of weeks off sick, but no, it's been OK.

Next up - some clipless pedals I think. I had toe clips, but couldn't use them, mainly starting on corners - with the toeclip on the underside of the pedals it would catch on the tarmac, which is pretty dangerous...

Overhaul needs an Overhaul

2008-05-15T20:34:00.001+01:00

So what do you think of the redesign. Orange is good at the moment. I'm liking it. Tweaked the sidebar a bit and used a stretchy template which meant a bit of fiddling with the header image. Reckon its worked.

Still can't get the 'posted by' to link to the profile though. Just doesn't like the code.

Ray approves.

Marrakech Express

2008-05-15T09:04:00.011+01:00

Being an extremely dutiful husband, and it being a year to the day that we actually got married (blimey time flies and all that) I thought it only fitting to whisk the little lady of somewhere suitably glamourous. We plumped for Marrakech for a couple of reasons, one - never been there before, and two - we wanted a 'not beach holiday'.

The place is completely mad, people, mopeds and donkeys everywhere and you run the risk of getting run over about every 10 seconds.

It's a great place to get lost in, we managed it about twice every day, but because the Medina is relatively small, it's hard to stay lost for long. Plus, there are always little kids around ready to relieve you of ice-cream money in return for taking you back to where you thought you were.

We discovered that Ray is good at haggling*, and the guys in the souk will let you walk for about 20 metres before chasing you down to accept the last price you offered, no matter how low it is.

One of the funniest things I heard was a stallholder offering me 'T-shirts - very cheap - ASDA price...' showing that advertising definitely works. He didn't turn around and pat his back pocket though, which is good, because otherwise I would have laughed.

Anyway - We took a lot of pictures:

spacmonster's Marrakech photoset

Would recommend a visit to anyone that doesn't mind a bit of craziness. Particularly because you can escape it all by lounging in a Riad, or, spending a few hours at the Bains de Marrakech (thanks for the tip off TW) being alternately buffed, pummelled, steamed and doused with cold water out of a bucket by brusque Moroccan women.

The Belly Dancers were good fun as well. Just a shame I didn't have any small notes with me at the time...

* I'm not, because I generally don't like buying things, so would have given up most times and left with nothing...

Wail!

2008-04-24T09:18:00.002+01:00

Wail!
Originally uploaded by spacmonster

Deader than a dead thing what is very dead. In warranty though. Hopefully Microsoft's wonderful customer service will see me right.*

Ah well, at least I still have my gamecube - Wind Waker anyone?

* What? - they might be monitoring the interweb for references to RROD...

The enforcer...

2008-04-11T12:50:00.006+01:00

This thing is totally awesome and what appears to be a favourite toy of the Hammersmith Police. They had one brought round specially to bash in my neighbours door to fix a washing machine leak.

The sergeant pulled rank and did it himself - smashy smashy.

The enforcer - yours for only £328.99

My New Bike...

2008-03-09T18:54:00.003Z

This is my new bike. It is very very shiny and I am very excited...

Its very pretty...

Ms Cubo

2008-03-05T17:14:00.003Z

Cubo
Originally uploaded by spacmonster

My new favourite thing is to wander off and leave ms cubo on my desktop looking around at things. This is really, really cool and a completely useful use of my time. I recommend everyone has a look!

Ask for a refund

2008-02-25T15:50:00.004Z

Ask for a refund
Originally uploaded by spacmonster

Tfl make me laugh sometimes (when they're not making me cry.) Here's what happens when you search their website for a refund...
EDIT: I should probably mention now that having given up on the interweb and phoned them, they've given me my 4 quid back. So nice people really.

Memories...

2008-02-13T14:23:00.003Z

Crikey, just been thinking about old games (hey - what else is there to do at 2.30 on a work day) and reminding my younger colleagues of the days when games consoles were made of wood...

Many a happy hour spent on this lovely thing on an old black and white portable telly.

The fireman one was my favourite.

Babies

2008-02-04T22:45:00.001Z

Sage sticking his tongue out
Originally uploaded by spacmonster

Babies, Babies everywhere, and not a one to eat. So hungry. But seriously, they are everywhere at the moment, especially in Southampton where we spent the weekend. This is Sage, Laura and Dave's eldest (he's 5 weeks old...).

Still didn't make me feel as old as trying to play pub golf with a bunch of students. I'm fairly sure Mike is glad that I don't have any pictures of that to show Mother...

Shameless Plug

2008-01-18T15:42:00.000Z

Regular readers of this blog (ha! the self delusion...) who appreciate my wry wit and incisive commentary on current affairs will be pleased to know that I have joined the world of official bloggers and will be holding forth on all things skills, animation and games related over at my brand new work blog.

Why don't you head over there and boost our hit counter...

Sensible World of Soccer

2008-01-11T10:03:00.000Z

Aah - memories. Winning the European Cup with Stenhousemuir in their awesome purple shirts, signing Matt Le Tissier who could score from literally everywhere, Signing the same five cheap, speedy players for every club you manage (Valentine? Thomas Lagerlof anyone?)

Yep - I got Sensible Soccer off of XBLA and it feels like I'm twelve again, when footie games only used one button and were slightly more interesting than girls.*

Happy days.

* Alright - that last bit isn't true - more easily accessible than girls is probably more likely. In fact, just plain accessible is more likely, being that girls didn't like talking to me when I was twelve - probably because I talked about Sensible Soccer all the time...

Very, Very, Shiny

2007-12-14T11:52:00.000Z

Like Capt. Mal Reynolds stumbling in after a bar fight, the short-lived but much beloved sci-fi series Firefly will soon make an unexpected return, not as a TV show, but as a massively multiplayer online game.

I really, really want's it.

Robots...

2007-12-05T13:47:00.000Z

Aah, cardboard.

Bit of tape.

Some scissors.

Robots are cool for many reasons, mainly because one day they will take over the earth and I want it recorded that I think they're cool - hopefully liberating me from a lifetime of servitude down a battery mine or something.

Band of Brothers?

2007-10-09T09:24:00.000+01:00

So I went to play soldiers at the weekend, and it taught me a few things.

Firstly - riding a bike and going to the gym are nothing compared to being a soldier, even a fake one. Eight hours of running through fields and woods and hiding and crouching and running is hard. My legs still hurt and it was three days ago.

Secondly - I'm pretty good at shooting people. What I'm not good at is not getting shot. Which effectively cancels out how good I am at shooting people.

Thirdly - I quite enjoy taking these things seriously and trying to learn about military tactics (even if, as part of the glorious in defeat red team, our tactics disintegrate steadily as we get picked off one by one by Andy the Sniper) which was good because the guns were crazy effective so you actually had to pay attention to cover fire and position and range and all sorts or you got deaded.

All in all - something I'd do again, especially as the guys promised tanks, claymores, satellites, UAV's, handguns, shotguns and Hummers for the next time we go.

Geeky boy overload...

www.warfighters.eu - for all your war simulation type needs.

Me and Bob Dylan...

2007-10-01T09:29:00.001+01:00

Cyclism

2007-09-14T11:47:00.000+01:00

I am now officially a cyclist - which means that I now hate:

Taxi's in the bus lane - Damn You!
Pedestrians - Look Up Damn You!
Lycra - Don't Ride in Front of Me Damn You!

I now love:

Overtaking Buses - Ha. Public Transport.
Deep Heat - Ha. My Hamstrings.
Sweat -Ha.

An hour a day, four days a week. It's like proper exercise and everything.

Knights of Cydonia

2007-06-18T20:44:00.001+01:00

Muse...

Still very excited

Going to see Muse tomorrow...

2007-06-16T21:21:00.000+01:00

And am pantwettingly excited about it.

Wemberley...

Firing the Cannon

2007-06-04T20:40:00.001+01:00

We Got Married...

2007-05-30T21:09:00.000+01:00

So this is going to be quite a long post...

As you can see - it was in a church and everything - and it was the best day!

After the church we had a big party in a castle - and even fired a cannon...

And we had a dance...

So that pretty much topped everything off - you can see many photos over on my flickr pages:

spacmonster's Our Wedding photoset

So - that was the wedding, but we weren't finished having fun, not by a long shot.

We went off on honeymoon to Africa, and had more amazing times chasing lions and fishes and sleeping in treehouses and eating crabs...

We started in Garonga...

spacmonster's Garonga photoset

Where we saw some frankly mahoosive lions!

At Garonga we went for a walk and hung out with Warthogs, met the marvellous CJ and Mosa, ate fabulous food and soaked up the amazing views from our balcony. Still, we had to leave, but fear not - we were off to the beach!

spacmonster's Medjumbe photoset

The beach was fab - and Ray spent most of her time being fabulous...

Or scared of the water...

I spent my time trying to grow a beard...

In all - everything was great. Maybe we should do it again sometime!

Grass

2007-04-16T17:49:00.001+01:00

Grass
Originally uploaded by spacmonster.

New camera - new fun things to try, this is 'super macro' meaning you can take pictures of things that are really, really close...

Its a bit like Honey I Shrunk the Kids, only good, obviously, and without Rick Moranis.

Hen Do

2007-03-29T21:25:00.000+01:00

While Chris was subject to despicable stag type shenanigans, I was far more lady like with my hens in Bath.

I also chased a hairy biker down the street for a hen do hug!

Stag Do

2007-03-29T21:22:00.001+01:00

Stag Do!

I went to Bristol and drove mud buggies and watched really tiresomely boring football match (thank you Steve McClaren), and tried to make balloon animals...

And that is all...

Schnee!

2007-03-22T09:23:00.000Z

Snowing - again! I thought it was March, y'know like spring, but apparently no, its winter, and white stuff is falling from the sky.

Ominously Ricky tells me I need swimming trunks for my stag do this weekend. And old trainers.

In the snow.

Hrmmm.

Mike's New Suit

2007-03-03T15:13:00.001Z

And photos at my flickr stream.

Link

2007-02-19T11:33:00.001Z

Link
Originally uploaded by Dunechaser.

No Hood - but still very cool...

Three - One!

2007-02-06T21:35:00.000Z

Won my first game of football on the t'internet...

3-1, against some French bloke.

Still ranked 100 millionth worst Pro Evo player in the world.

Its a start though.

Open Casket

2007-01-25T12:31:00.001Z

Open Casket
Originally uploaded by spacmonster.

My ipod has passed away, it is deceased, ceased to be etc etc, (insert parrot joke here).

I am a sad bunny today.

Not only that, but I have to listen to the gym's music tonight.

Woe is me.

Snow!

2007-01-24T10:35:00.001Z

Snowy
Originally uploaded by spacmonster.

I like snow, I think it still has the novelty factor on account of growing up somewhere where it hardly ever snowed properly.

No sledging today though, go to go to work...

Chaz? Dave? Andy...

2007-01-22T22:43:00.001Z

Chaz? Dave? Andy...
Originally uploaded by spacmonster.

Compo's funeral was a very tearful occasion for Andy G...

Someone is very happy with their cheese and girls calendar!

2007-01-03T11:52:00.000Z

Someone is very happy with their cheese and girls calendar!
Originally uploaded by Laura Chilton 83.

The best Christmas.

Ever.

Get Your Own!

Personally, my favourite is Miss Camembert. Roll on April.

Happy!

2006-12-14T09:27:00.000Z

I'm a very happy bunny this morning...

Not only is Mudhsuden Singh Panesar tearing the Aussies apart but I also won an Xbox last night.

Been playing Viva Pinata...

But my fox keeps eating my rabbitses...

Photoshop Training

2006-12-04T12:03:00.000Z

I learnt a few things, how to airbrush pictures, paste zebra heads onto spacemen etc, and also hpw to make animated banners.

So expect to see some flashy moving objects on the site fairly soon.

Weekend in the Country

2006-11-08T09:58:00.000Z

Six get over excited...

Bike Riding!

Setting Fire to Stuff!

Launching Rockets!

Ah, what fun we had...

We also played with sparklers!

Guernsey Funnies...

2006-11-02T17:56:00.000Z

Guernsey Futu

Chortle...

Need context - go here and search for 'jumbo'...

Boobs!

2006-11-02T17:17:00.000Z

My two boobs of brothers
Originally uploaded by Laura Chilton 83.

Mwhahaha...

Pob's New Music Venture

2006-11-02T10:12:00.000Z

Pob's new band...

They are called 'The Minutes'.

And they are pretty cool. Very folksy.

And there are some songs available over on Pob's myspace place...

Sonic and Jo

2006-10-31T09:37:00.000Z

Sonic and Jo
Originally uploaded by spacmonster.

We were looking for place to eat lunch, but found a giant blue hedgehog. I also met Richard Jacques (legend), so this was a thoroughly SEGA themed day...

Found Another Video of Mike...

2006-10-26T11:07:00.000+01:00

Different Mike this time though.

Had almost forgotten this...

Download as well! Is destined for the Ipod I think...

Gramps' 80th Birthday Video

2006-10-23T12:03:00.000+01:00

Available now from all good DVD stores...

It's on Google Video - so give it a couple of days and you'll be able to download it...

Hooray!

Found A Video Of Mike...

2006-10-20T17:22:00.000+01:00

And he is in a, shall we say, compromising position.

The things you find when you're fixing Dad's media player. I'll keep quiet about the other stuff I found squirreled away. For now.

Anyway - first he'll have to explain this one to his sisters...

I think the impressive thing is definitely her ability to not spill any booze. Top Marks!

In my defence here: Mike's at university now which means he's plenty old enough to have the piss taken out of him via the internet...

KK's leaving do...

2006-10-13T15:40:00.000+01:00

Ilka and Kimberly
Originally uploaded by spacmonster.

KK is off to Australia next week, back to Australia I should say really as that's where she is from.

Will have to go and visit...

Penguins...

2006-10-06T16:03:00.000+01:00

Two Penguins...

Me and Damian...

BAVGA's

2006-10-06T11:15:00.000+01:00

05102006304
Originally uploaded by tobybarnes.

So I went to the BAFTA's last night, drank too much, tried to play Ghost Recon after 3 vodka apple and elderflower cocktails and said hello to John Colshaw (I couldn't find Andy Serkis).

Anyway - this is the Sony table which was next to ours, weighed down with gongs (really weighed down - i managed to get my hands on one of them and they are bloody heavy) for LocoRoco and Shadow of the Colussus.

Twas a good night and really necessitated the sausage, egg and cheese muffin this morning...

Might post a picture of me in my penguin suit at somepoint...

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes...

2006-09-27T17:38:00.000+01:00

Well, you may have noticed the pretty girl in the title bar of this here little website - that's because Ray wanted in, and for me to start acknowledging the fact that we are getting married (I may be in denial!).

Anyway, welcome to Ray, who will be able to put up anything she wants very shortly to make up for all the malingering, one-sided sarcasm that I distribute via this thing.

Anyway - here she is:

Noody photos to follow - post-haste!

Laura & Dave Got Married!

2006-09-19T17:42:00.000+01:00

So - I spent a lovely day in Kent, Meopham to be precise, and ate pig on a stick and particularly delicious pig skin...

Laura and Dave are now Mr & Mrs Hollinshead, which I think suits them:

A very happy couple, and whole bunches of congratulations for them...

There were fireworks too!

It was the best time...

Anyway - lots more pictures in this lovely Flickr set: Laura and Dave's Wedding

Oh, and Ross - never give me Rum again...

Band of the Royal Grenadier Guards

2006-09-04T13:25:00.000+01:00

Rather surreally playing Mambo No. 5...

Pretty funky though - don't forget to put your speakers on!

Very Busy Weekend...

2006-09-04T13:17:00.000+01:00

So anyway - it was Ray's birthday this weekend, and after that had all settled down we had a fun packed Sunday afternoon in London...

Some people made a very nice tower:

And then a big old fancy creation with 5 towery bits...

The whole affair was pretty crazy...

New Bikini...

2006-09-01T09:10:00.000+01:00

Ok - so there are some new hoilday snaps over on Flickr now - like this one:

You can see the rest over here: Guernsey, Summer 06

Cheers for now.

Jumping like a loon...

2006-08-29T12:59:00.000+01:00

Hey hey, so I've been in Guernsey for a couple of weeks and am now doing more experiments with YouTube - here's a clip of me hurling myself in to the sea.

Commentary of a very skittish sort provided by the panic stricken Ray, honestly - I've jumped off that thing more times than most people have even been in the sea.

Should be some more pictures of my hols over on Flickr before too long, probably before you get round to reading this at any rate...

St. Pauls

2006-04-03T14:03:00.000+01:00

Wanted to post this lovely picture up here...

Thought it was a nice idea - and from a distance it really does look a bit like St Paul's.

Anyway - I also went and looked a all those white boxes in the Tate Modern...

Made me want to climb.

Repointing...

2006-02-27T14:22:00.000Z

OK - so this weekend I learnt how to repoint brickwork.
Hopefully now my roof will stop leaking.

If anyone else needs their chimney stacks fixed why not drop me a line - I'm very competitive.

I'll post some pictures of my handiwork at some point soon

Eagle and Child

2006-02-21T12:31:00.000Z

LOTR-tastic - went to Oxford on Sunday, and was given an enjoyable walking / drinking tour of the place by a friend. Took in several taverns - none more exciting than the aforementioned Eagle and Child, watering hole of choice a few moons ago for a couple of my more favourite authors - CS Lewis, and, of course, the man himself, JRR Tolkien.

But don't take my word for it - here are some trusty internet sources waxing lyrical about the place:

Tolkien Society

Wikipedia

theonering.net

If I remember rightly I drank Brakspear - which is very nice.

Christmas Hats...

2006-01-16T11:56:00.000Z

Christmas hats are almost universally worn during the winter months in Britain. They were invented in 1856 by the Earl of Christmas, who, whilst playing bridge one evening realised his head was cold.

The clever thing whipped up an impromptu hat out of his paper napkin and the popular headpiece was born.

As you can see from this picture the christmas, or party, hat, is now a popular interior head warmer during the winter months...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Me

2006-01-10T16:14:00.000Z

Someone told me today that I look like Jake Gyllenhaal in that film about cowboys...

Not entirely convinced - its a bit like saying everone with burnage looks the same...

Suppose they've got a point...

Woop!

2005-12-15T17:31:00.000Z

As you can see my banner attempts have gone slightly better and I've been monkeying with some of the other stuff as well.

Fanfare

2005-12-15T13:19:00.000Z

Well - this is certainly a lot more flash than my last website - (which you can find over here: spacmonster.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/) and really the only reasons i have one is to put stuff in that can't be covered on my Flickr stream (over here: www.flickr.com/photos/spacmonster/) and so i can practise my fledgling coding skills by doodling with html on the template - today i learnt how to change the colours of all kinds of stuff!

I have tried to re-html the top of this site to get my monster in but i basically messed it up at the first attempt and ended up looking a bit foolish so you'll have to settle for this picture for now - i will eventually get this up as a banner I'm sure...

That's all for now.

Profile Icons

2005-12-11T16:40:00.000Z