Cyclism

I am now officially a cyclist - which means that I now hate:

• Taxi's in the bus lane - Damn You!
• Pedestrians - Look Up Damn You!
• Lycra - Don't Ride in Front of Me Damn You!

I now love:

• Overtaking Buses - Ha. Public Transport.
• Deep Heat - Ha. My Hamstrings.
• Sweat -Ha.

An hour a day, four days a week. It's like proper exercise and everything.